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1. A form of mental urination. A slow and careful process by which idiotic ideas come into existence, often
with reference political correctness that one deems unnecessary.
2. UK Replacement for the term brainstorm which was banned from schools on the grounds that it might offend epileptics despite its positive connotation.
thought shower
1. After a great deal of thought showering, the term "epic fail" has been branded profane since it offends those who are prone to failing or innately fail at life.
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The act of performing a golden shower, which is urinating on someone, either for sexual pleasure or attempts at humiliation. The difference is that the one who is performing the silver shower is hydrated, causing the urine to be silver instead of gold.
Molly: I thought he was going to treat me like a princess and give me a golden shower today!
Amber: What? Are you kidding me? I thought he always wanted to do that to you!
Molly: Yeah I know! He drank too much water so it ended up being a silver shower.
Amber: Wow. What a jerk.
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Penis is small when soft, but it grows to a nice size when erect.
I’m a grower, not a shower.
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To skip any form of hygienic activity after being out all night drinking.
Then turning up to work smelling like shit and trying to "hide" the smell by using deodorant.
"Yeah I just had a pommie shower"
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Noun:
A barrage of cocks, usually in a prison shower used as either a punishment or an initiation for those considered faint of heart.
we on that snake shower flow
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(noun) the girl you fantasize about while masterbating in the shower
Tracy at work is soo hot! She is going to be my shower girl tonight!
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A conversation in which one expresses all of their points in the exact ideal way of doing so, involving all possible arguments and pieces of evidence; i.e. a situation where one does not think of additional insults or supporting ideas in the shower, after a disagreement has concluded.
"Luke said that he doesn't get too close to girls when he talks to them, I told him that's exactly what he does and everything that everyone has always wanted to say to him. Get fucked Luke."
"Sounds like a right shower conversation. He got fucked."
"Yeah."
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