Simon cowell

a waste of space

What is simon cowell doing? hes not helping anyone. such a waste of space!

Simon Whistler

A synonym for egg.

Also the host of the Today I Found Out Youtube channel.

I am hungry, I will eat a Simon Whistler

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simon ey

a phrase used by the latin race in urban areas such as barrios aka ghetto.
means yes.used in a conversation when asuuring something.

"do you wanna go to la whisper's quince?" Pablo says,"Simon ey."

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Pulling a Simon

Pulling a Simon refers to any extreme act of laziness. For example if a teacher wanted to instruct his ceramics class by playing the scene from ghost where they make a pot, he would be pulling a Simon.

Today my economics teacher showed an episode of shark tank to teach us about money. He was really pulling a Simon today.

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Simon Houston

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

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fat simon

Someone who is fat beyond belief. Usually have no manners, rate their burps and eat with their mouths open

God he is a right fat simon!

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Dirty Simon

When you watch gay porn and unload into your crusty 10 year old sock. To keep your secret you post on Facebook an anti gay status.

I'm straight but watched gay porn. Felt ashamed after so pulled a Dirty Simon

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