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simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 18, 2022


Simp

When your friends leaves a game to talk to his other half

David is a simp for Emily when we play a game

by Carys May 27, 2021


Simp

Kyle. It's Kyle.

Kyle is a simp.

by merpmeepmapmoopmerp December 10, 2021


Simp

A fool who will do anything for Mediocre pussy

Yo Louis is a fucking simp he gave 40$ to that girl to buy a water bottle

by Whtchoclte February 05, 2020


Simp

panda you’re a simp

panda, you are such a simp

by MurpFoofle February 15, 2021


Simp

Sniper monkey

Yeah, I'm a simp
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by Adolf Hirohito March 04, 2021


Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp

You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp

by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020