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More commonly referred to as "nerdic," it is almost as cool as alpine skiing. There are two disciplines, classic and skate. Both require incredible strength, effort, and perseverance, although less skill than other types of skiing including freestyle, alpine racing, and ski jumping.
A: I have my first nerdic skiing race today, wish me luck!
B: Wow maddd respect dude, that almost as cool as what I'm doing this afternoon, which is going 90 mph to win the downhill.
A: Oh yeah?? I GOT A 5 ON THE AP TEST
B: ...
Nordic Skiing
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To sit between two guys in the back seat of a car. Can be accompanied by a gesture of holding ski poles.
OK, you three guys are going to have to ride in the back seat, I guess one of you is going skiing.
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A subset of water sports, water skiing is jacking off two guys at the same time, while the guys are urinating and/or being urinated on.
This freaky chick I know was into water sports, so she went water skiing with two of my buddies
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Dave Hoagrbe directing traffick
what the hell is he doing directing trafick or jerking someone off?
nah thats just ski poles dave.. he does that all the time
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the 'art' of placing your sack on the chick's face (one nut on each eye) whilst receiving a 'reverse' blowjob
variation:ski mask
in this position, stretch your sack across their entire face
rob: ah look my nuts are resting upon this chicks eyes
nic: yeah dude, she's wearing some serious ski goggles
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Chin skiing is when a girl is riding a guys chin during foreplay
Snooks was chin skiing on Sebastian last night and she loved it.
Ski’s Mom is a really nice lady that takes it from all kinds of men. Especially Ski’s friends at work.
I really love Ski’s Mom she is really good in bed! She takes it like a champ!