National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

smut smitty skip skap skallywap

A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”

“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”

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National Skip School Day All Year

Skip school day is tomorrow and and

this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.

Skip school all year if you arent a loser
Beacuse its "National Skip School Day All Year"

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Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class

A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.

This means you are dedicated to the game.

This term will get you even more mad pussy.

Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'

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Skip day

The day you skip school

"John why weren't you at school yesterday" "you didn't here its national skip day the 18th

dj skip

DJ Skip: Someone (a DJ) who plays songs and changes the song every 15 to 40 seconds which everybody hates, he is skipping the biggest part of a song. Nobody likes a DJ Skip

Guy/girl at the speakers plays a song. Every 15 to 40 seconds he changes the song that is played, everyone is annoyed by this.
'Shit, he changes the song every 15 seconds'
'We have DJ Skip over there mate'

Skip Issue

A term originating from the world of motorsports, specifically associated with the Skip Barber race car, a notoriously tricky and challenging vehicle to drive. A "skip issue" refers to a specific skill issue faced by drivers who struggle to handle the Skip Barber car with finesse and control.

Person A: "Man, I thought I was a good driver until I tried racing the Skip Barber. It's so hard to keep it from spinning out!"

Person B: "Yeah, it's not for everyone. If you can't handle it, you might have a skip issue. It takes a lot of practice and precision to tame that beast."