The act of answering a telephone call or having a conversation with someone while sleeping, then later having no recollection it took place.
Best utilized when asking favors of friends they would normally not agree to.
Ryan: Hey John where are your car keys at? I'm going to be late for my date tonight.
John: Huh? I didn't say you could borrow my car...
Ryan: Yea you did, I asked you this morning before I went to work at 5:30 and you said it was cool.
John: Yea, I was sleep talking, ass hole.
Ryan: That sounds like a personal problem, now give me your keys!
Going to sleep fully clothed and waking up naked due to stripping while sleeping when the A/C isn't working.
Dude, fix the A/C will you? It's not that fun when you sleep strip and you have a roommate!
Effects of sleep deprivation resulting in the person being slightly confused and have slower reaction time, somewhat similar to the effects of marijuana.
I haven't slept in 2 days. I'm rockin' a major sleep high right now.
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Another term for a speed bump.
"Dude, the bottom part of my bumper came off because I didn't see the sleeping policeman on the road!"
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To temporarily shut off the thinking part of your brain and focus only at the task at hand, such as eating, playing video games, watching television, or exercising.
Husband: ".........." (Eats dinner while running sleep mode)
Wife: "Whatcha thinking about?"
Husband: "..........Nothing." (Continues eating as he enters sleep mode again)
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Death, the end, the final rest. Also a Streetlight Manifesto song but that's beside the point.
Child: "Why does grandpa look so sad mommy?"
Mother: "That's because he's getting ready for the big sleep honey"
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when an individual becomes 130 degrees to the touch while lying under blankets and sleeping, but the person is not over-heated themself
My girl was sleep warm when I got back from the bathroom, so I was toasty again in no time.
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