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Tag team 2 girls with the same condom
Johnny sloppy monkeyed Joan later after Gina
the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin
"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."
When two people are getting each other off: the first one to reach orgasm says to the other, "and that's the way it was," in Walter Cronkite's voice.
giving a sloppy cronkite: "Ohhhhhhhh ooohohho oh oh go-OHhOHHHH I'M COMING! Ohh, oh--and that's the way it was."
When a person(most of the time a female) sucks the living shit out of a man's dick.
Now go away and read your bible you lewd fucks.
Tyler: Yo bro, yesterday night Kristina gave me that good Sloppy Toppy.
When you get a blowjob when it's not even hard yet; A blowjob on a penis that isn't even erect; Orally stimulating a flaccid phallic member often belonging to a male.
Nick: "Dude I fucked Karen so hard yesterday"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"
a sloppy diamond is when the mouth, nipples and penis are stimulated orally nd alternately, usually when the reciepient is blindfolded.
I gave my boyfriend his first experience of a sloppy diamond at the weekend...it must have been good because he came like a train.