sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

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Sloppy Monkey

Tag team 2 girls with the same condom

Johnny sloppy monkeyed Joan later after Gina

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Sloppy Penguin

the act of ejaculating on a person's inner thighs; which then results in the legs sticking together; this causes the ejaculatee to waddle like a penguin

"After John sloppy penguined Glenn's sister Dubbs, she waddled her way to the bathroom to clean up."

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sloppy cronkite

When two people are getting each other off: the first one to reach orgasm says to the other, "and that's the way it was," in Walter Cronkite's voice.

giving a sloppy cronkite: "Ohhhhhhhh ooohohho oh oh go-OHhOHHHH I'M COMING! Ohh, oh--and that's the way it was."

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sloppy toppy

Is any oral sex with no order

She likes sloppy toppy

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Sloppy Toppy

When a person(most of the time a female) sucks the living shit out of a man's dick.

Now go away and read your bible you lewd fucks.

Tyler: Yo bro, yesterday night Kristina gave me that good Sloppy Toppy.

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sloppy floppy

When you get a blowjob when it's not even hard yet; A blowjob on a penis that isn't even erect; Orally stimulating a flaccid phallic member often belonging to a male.

Nick: "Dude I fucked Karen so hard yesterday"
Timmy: "Really?"
Nick: "Yea and when we were done she even gave me a sloppy floppy"

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