In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.
Toby: Dude that's radical man.
Seth: Gnarly dude.
Sucking a penis so hard that the man loses consciousness.
Bro, last night Becky gave me a Kirby Slurp
Damn man. You alright?
Yea, I came to about 10 minutes later
A nickname used for when you wanna be subtle about calling someone a slut.
Did you see Brenda with Dylan when she was with brad last night ? Ugh she's such a slurp slut
Verb: To vigorously "suck", praise, or idolize ones elder or superior to the point of becoming a no good kiss ass.
"That freshman is slurping the football captain harder than his girlfriend ever did" see suck up or kiss ass as reference.
When a drink is at the bottom but there’s about a mouthful left
“Have you got a drink bud”
“ yeah here there’s only a bit left tho”
“A bit left? That’s slurps mate fuck off”
Wet from all the lies(someone is lying so they are sweating cause they're nervous)
Bro, I found out the Max is slurping about last friday night