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A random configuration of letters and or numbers that are composed due to a spazzfit.
With fangirls this is generally caused by seeing something so sexy they have no way to process a proper thought and instead seizure on top of their keyboards. Seeing something that reminds them (or proves the existence) of their OTP is will also induce a keyboard smash.
Alternatively the keyboard smash can be induced if something is funny, cracktastic or all of the above all at once.
Moderate fan: Hey, check out this picture of Tom Hiddleston on set! Lol, what a goofball.
Fangirl: ALJFSUGKU:AGSFULUASFGHLUIAAHFDUHIUSHF
Moderate fan: ...Are you okay?
Fangirl: ASDFGHJKL NOOOOOOOOOOOO ASHLUASFUIAFAOFHOUEGUAIEBIBIFHOWAH!!!
Moderate fan: What does that even mean?
Fangirl: It's a keyboard smash, it means my feels were overloaded.
66👍 11👎
The condition when the left thumb becomes irritated after playing to many games of super smash bros on n64. Three starts in a row at 11 stock is the number of games where smash thumb sets in, as noted by a Cumberland, RI doctor's son. Especially evident in players who push up to jump instead of using the 'c' buttons. Does not happen with ssbm or ssbb because of the less abrasive gamecube and wii joysticks. Some gay kids use batting gloves to help avoid smash thumb.
Booty and Big Gay Al could not be defeated by the team of LG and Snots because Snots starting bitching about smash thumb so Bird Man had to play, but no one was going to beat that damn incumbent team with kirby out there, not without G-Rod anyway.
25👍 3👎
To have sexual intercourse with someone who is below the legal age of consent. When approaching smashable girls, the males in a group would typically get them in bed by yelling the phrase "We gattt connnndoms". For the typical junior smash, a different approach must be taken, as they have not yet been smashed often enough to be seduced by the previously stated sentence.
Example 1
Jose: "Hey bro you hittin' up that highschool chick yet?"
Alex: "YEAAAAHHHH man i junior smashed her all night."
Example 2
For the typical junior smash, a different approach must be taken. Watch as the male approaches the junior smashes in their natural habit...
Jose: "Hey ladies....we gaaat caaaaaannnndy!"
Jon: "We're gonna get some junior smashes tonight"
Kelly: "I love candy!"
56👍 10👎
1. A song by Garrett Williamson and Yungtown. Both definitions are relating to the Nintendo game, Super Smash Bros.
2. A way to settle a debate by playing Super Smash Bros. and seeing who wins.
Definition 1:
Person 1: Dude that's a cool song, what's it called?
Person 2: Settle It In Smash
Definition 2:
Person 1: I get the last slice of pizza!
Person 2: Let's settle it in Smash!
Other syn. "Having the club on smash" (origin) Atlanta based origin.
(1.)Meaning to turn up violently at the club.
(2.)Showing off to fellow peers in a club setting with expensive alcohols and lewd and scantly clad women.
(3.) feeling of euphoria for you and those accompanying you followed by a false sense of ownership of the venue.
"Aye we finna go beast mode kemosabe, y'all ready know I got the club on smash."
(Excerpt from "Honest- Future.")
"We got the club on smash..."
A game adopted by men, usually when inherrently intoxicated, where the aim is to sleep with (clunge-smash)as many females as they can in one day. The winner is the male who has smashed the most clunge within the space of 24 hours!
The time span can be altered, for example if on holiday, or away at university.
Dan: "Mate, you want to go clunge-smashing tonight?"
Barrington: "I would but i'm already playing..."
Refers to the technique in which someone uses the closest, heaviest object for mulitple purposes such as repairs, adjustments, destruction, or killing.
Used only when all else fails and often produces the desired result.
Most commonly used by 18Bs.
18D: Fuck, I don't know what's wrong with the .50, the bolt just won't go forward!
18B: Let me take a look
*After a few minutes of examination and fiddling, the 18B reaches down and grabs a lead pipe
18B: Bravo smash!
*18B whacks the .50 in various places.
Bolt slams forward.