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Short for Preparation (or Prepper) Snob. Someone, usually a well-off white male (typically of MAGA affiliation), who, during someone's raw moment of crisis, makes it a point to apathetically highlight to the person how they should've been better prepared, always ignoring how much money and position in life plays a part in their luxury of own "preparation" (like owning expensive generators, owning a freshwater well, paying for pricier insurances, building doomsday shelters, etc.), usually defending their action as "friendly advice" or "a lesson learned"
Texans: "My house! It's ruined! This winter blast ruined all my possessions! I'm drinking snow water now!"
Asshole Joe: "Well, just use this moment as a lesson learned to be prepared for these kinds of things."
People with a heart: "Asshole! This is not the time!"
Asshole Joe: "Just friendly advice."
People: "Hey, prep snob--here's some advice: Go fuck yourself."
An person who instead of roasting you, they instead complain on the way you roast.
An Meme snob may also complain on the comedic value of your memes based of how old the meme is
- Albert Einstein
"Fucking no u meme, fuck off with that stale bullshit! (An Meme snob complaining about the "No u" meme "
Someone who will only refuel at one brand of fuel station due to being taken in by clever marketing
My mate Ade will only put Optimax in his beemer....he's a right fuel snob
As defined by eeClayton:
someone who analyses passages for ironic content, and then remarks - "ha, how ironic"
I hear that television intellectual has a new book out
Yes, that's right. She has hidden her lack of wit with a sarcy kind of irony.
And there is a lame photograph of her in the inside cover, taken whilst she brooded around after graduating from her college course in Sexual Politics or some such pseudo what the what all irony snob
just an all round shit bloke
that bloke payney is a fucking snob gobbler
Miserable cunts (usually British) who are insistent that progressive rock is the only decent genre of music and who actively dislikes anything outside that category. These creatures tend to have as much fun in their 50s as they did in their teens (basically none) as they’re convinced that clubbing and partying is “lame” and instead sit at home with their wanked out pressing of dark side of the moon because it’s “fun to be alternative”. They marry wives who are frequently into pop music and receive daily reminders as to why Phil Collins shouldn’t have replaced Peter Gabriel in Genesis, to which they respond “well anything but a fucking 20 minute song that does fuck all”. It should be noted that they scour the internet in misery, commenting on pop videos and replying in anger on music forums.
James Is a right prog snob. Listening to one song every half a fucking hour
A person who has a glow up (transformation or massive improvement to outward appearance, usually by learning how to dress or do makeup/hair) and suddenly thinks they are better than everyone else, even people they were friends with. This attitude can last from a short period as they become used to their newfound beauty to YEARS after their transformation. Due to this abrupt change in attitude and personality, the person usually cuts off the friends they now consider lower than them and seeks out connections with people they judge to be on or only slightly below their new, elevated level.
Not specific to gender, but much more common in girls/women. Can occur at any age, however it is most common in teens to early twenties, as changes in puberty can play a major role.
Also note: if the transformation is from "normal" or mainstream to a more vintage style, the glow up snob can also become a vintage bitch.
Person A: "Awww look at this picture! Joy was so little and cute back then!"
Person B: "Back then, sure. Too bad she grew up to be a glow up snob. She's just a jerk now."