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The art of masturbating while wearing a condom. Only the people with their PHD in Jackology have used this form of masturbation.
Who needs a tube sock or a paper towel when you can solo rubber jack.
Perfected by Babus aka Thebausffs, Sex Monster, Sex Giant,
Get solo bolo’d Fiora, I’m the Solo Bolo Master! Never lost a Fiora lane in my life
"Soaring through paradise, when i'm closing my eyes. I'm.... Mr. Solo Dolo."- Kid CuDi
Adds-"Great man, great song."
A legend that lives on. RIP Robert Hulseman aka inventor of the red solo cup.
Dude 1:You want a beer?
Dude 2:Only if it's in a red solo cup
Dude 1: Ight cool
When a man Masterbates with a condom on.
When I want to Jackoff, but I dont want the mess that cums at the end, I do a Solo Rubber Jack.
Stands for "Mile-High Club - Solo Aviator Division."
Means jacking off on an airplane in flight. Usually done in toilet cubicle or underneath an airplane blanket. An elaboration on Mile High Club that has long meant sexual congress on an airplane.
Abbreviation: "SAD."
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"You mean some people are so hot to join the Mile High Club that they'll fly solo?"
"You mean, join the Solo Aviator Division? That's SAD! (chuckles). As a flight attendant, I see all sorts of things, like splooge in the unisex toilets the last visitor didn't even clean up. And you wouldn't believe what goes on under those airline blankets."
"Yuck! Now I know why they're so skanky. Thanks for the warning."
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The concept that some type of performance, idea, behavior or technology is so difficult to understand that it could either be genuinely incredible, or simply useless.
i.e. According to my knowledge, John Myung (the bassist for Dream Theater) is very good at bass because i can't tell what he is playing.
Operation Iraqi Freedom was apparently a very strategic and valiant effort to do something somewhere, but it was all just a bass solo to me.
Since Joe had to scramble at the last minute to ready his 30 page thesis, he bass soloed his way through the presentation the next morning.
I went to a bass solo convention. nuff said.