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When a man ejaculates on a woman's breasts and then proceeds to motorboatthem.
Tits McGee had some huge tits, I busted my load right on them and rode the splash mountain.
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When a female lets one rip while squatting down for a piss, usually causing the stream to splash!
Aoife was so drunk last night, carried her to the toilet were she started to splash fart all over the bowl!
Ew I think i got some splash fart on me!
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The act of taking a hot cup of coffee, throwing its contents in the face of an unsuspecting individual, and then running away. Useful for both purposes of revenge and comedy.
Mark: That twat cheated on you?! What did you say?
Chris: Nothing really. I was really calm about it. We just went to Starbucks, got some coffee, and just as she was sitting down, I gave her the ol' splash and dash!
Mark: Well played sir.
Chris: Wanna get some Chipotle?
Mark: Certainly.
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Splas town is a place where your boobies will pop out
Mike: Hey Tony At Splash Town this Girls Boobies Poped out when she came out of the water!
Tony: No fuckin way!!
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When your crank one out into the toilet and a girl comes to take a shit and it splashes up back into her vagina and gets pregnant from it
Man, I can't believe that Stephanie got that splash pregnancy for me .
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