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The weak multi-stream male piss that follows sex or more commonly masturbation.
Man, my split drizzle got everywhere but inside the toilet.
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When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle
"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"
"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"
fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,
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Also see cum and go When you are having sex with your partner, and you are late and should be somewhere else so you leave as soon as you've ejaculated
I was banging Rachel from behind when I realised I was late for band rehearsal, so I had to shoot and split
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On Tinder profile: Swipe left if you want to split ham.
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Verb. To divide something among two or more people, usually money, prizes, or goods. It's assumed each person will get an equal cut (50/50). In a lottery, for example, the winnings would have to be divided equally according to the number of winning tickets. But in other scenarios, people might agree to 60/40, 70/30, 80/20, etc.
When two or more people are working together - such as in a band (legit), for personal fundraising (legit), on a confidence scam (not legit), robbing a bank (not legit) or other criminal activity (anything not legit) - each person involved expects to get an equal cut of the take (money, profits, drugs, winnings, stolen merchandise, etc). But there's always a chance someone will get greedy and try to take more than his or her fair share or re-negotiate the split once the goods are in his or her hands. So agreeing to "split the pot" can be risky business.
"There's no honor among thieves."
"Hey now, just because I suggested we split the pot doesn't mean I'm gonna try to cheat you outta your cut when the deal is done. We're partners on this - fifty fifty!"
"Thanks for agreeing to work tonight! If you need anything, just ask Brian, behind the bar. And remember to split the pot with him at the end of your shift."
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When a man goes to a woman's place that he has just met has sexual intercourse with said woman, and then leaves immeadetly afterward. And never speaks to or makes contact with her again after the aforesaid act.
Eric: Hey Scott! you seen Jim around here?
Scott: Nah, he left with some bitch like half an hour ago.
Jim: Hey guys, how's it hangin'
Scott: Yo! I thought you took that bitch home.
Eric: Yeah, what the fuck are you doin' back here?
Jim: Oh, I just pulled a Bust And Split, I'm just tryin' to get me some dessert.
Eric & Scott: OH! you're a fuckin' man-whore!
Jim: hey not everyone is a pussy magnet.
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Those tiny little highly concentrated farts will just pop O in a second but are so concentrated and odiferous that will clear out an entire auditorium
Bob split the atom in class the other day everyone jumped over tables and chairs running out of the classroom
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