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Humours mis-pronunciation of SQL Server, used either ironically or for speed between tecchies.
"Why's the server running Slow?"
"Squirrel Server's taken up all the resources"
"omg, you run your mission critical on Microsoft Squirrel? Are you insane"
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The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.
Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.
THE USE OF A SPECULUM TO CHECK THE INSIDE OF ONES LADY PARTS
MAN, I JUST GOT A SQUIRREL CHECK IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
a man squirrel is a girl that has alot of hair, she might shave, but will get a 5 o'clock shadow shortly after shaving. feet that smell like vinegar is a sign of a man squirrel. A happy trail must be present to be classified as a true man squirrel.
Ewww, that gurl is a man squirrel, she smells like vinegar, "honey please put your shoes on!".
Man 1: How was last night?
Man 2: She was a total man squirrel, but she gave good head.
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The informal mascot of Kent State University. Black squirrels are mischievous little bastards who have been seen stealing televisions and bicycles. They tend to congregate near basketball courts, but have also been known to seek refuge in and around dilapidated recreation centers.
Dude, did you just see those two black squirrels?
Yeah, bro, I think they traded an acorn for a bag of oregano or some shit...
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When a mature man pulls his testies and penis back through his legs to his anus and bends over to show what looks like a dead squirrell
hey susy..Have you ever seen a dead squirrell
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This is when the subordinant husband gets a little feisty or "hot under the collar." Occurs in a relationship where the wife determines when playful activity is engaged.
Heather: Oh Aaron, you are like a squirrel in heat!
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