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internet stalker

A (usually) tragic male in his late 30s - 40s who spends all his free time hiding from reality whilst he chases girls/women using Internet chat rooms. Will often have deep seated emotional problems and possible peadophile tendencies (as well as a much receded hairline). An artful groomer who is too ashamed of himself to go down a nightclub and meet women like the rest of humanity.

I'm 6ft 2" with a full head of hair. I drive a sports car and am extremely virile. What are you wearing? Huh Huh Huh.

Oh you filthy Internet stalker!

by Kendo Endo September 28, 2006

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Stalker Account

A fake account, created on one of today's many social networking sites, for the purpose of hiding ones identity or checking out one's own profile as it looks from other users' perspective.

Girl: I want to know what my status says damnit!!
Guy: You should make a stalker account.
Girl: wtf
Gut: Sign up for a fake email then create a fake account and check yourself out.
Girl: lol y is it called a stalker account?
Guy: I made that up just now

by facehouse August 18, 2012

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Indenial Stalker

A person who tries to be secretive about stalking, however, they make it too obvious to everyone that they stalked a someone. They will try to talk their way out of it in any way, whether they have to make something up, or they make themselves the innocent one.

Stalker: *Sends a picture of the street a person lives on.*
Stalker: "Hey, I got lost, and I stumbled upon this street haha."
Person: "So you followed them to their house?"
Stalker: "No, I got lost in a forest and ended up here"
Person: "But there's no forest remotely near their house."
Stalker: "Dude chill. I don't understand what's wrong with you."
Person: "You know, you're acting like an indenial stalker right now."
Stalker: " Fine, fuck you. You're literally the stupidest person in the world."

by Vansea December 11, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cyber stalker

someone that uses the internet to harass their victim(s) threatens, blackmails them with stuff that can ruin their lifes and humiliates them, they find out stuff and use everything against their victim

another name for a cyber stalker is (online pedophile) doesnt matter on age of the victim, leaking and posting stuff like videos and nudes of the victim even if the victim dont want anyone having those and seeing them, the chber stalker is considered an online pedophile

the cyber stalker might make pages like to pretend to be the victim, sometimes make the persons nudes as their profild picture, make groups of the victim

the cyber stalker leaked that girl's info, nudes, videos, screenshots to everyone, he even posted it

by anons15 February 19, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


stalker whore

A girl, typically in high school, who claims she has a stalker or two, when really she's just confused in the head. Basically, this is the kind of girl who will never get laid but likes to pretend that guys are all over her when they're not. Generally annoying.

Dumbass: "Oh my god, that guy is totally stalking me, teehee!"

Me: "Shut up, Mina, you've never had a boyfriend in your life and you're never going to get laid."

Dumbass: "You're just jealous!"

Me: "I have a boyfriend and I'm not ugly, so no, I'm not jealous. Get your head out of your ass."

by Morbidia May 30, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spotify Stalker

person( usually white or from the north) who has little to no taste in music so they steal and stalk friends and others playlists in order to gain song clout.

damn that bitch is ridin on my music she a hella Spotify stalker.

by IAMLIVID May 3, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Polish stalker

A weird Polish tourist who just won't leave you alone and won't take no for an answer.

While traveling to the country of France, I unfortunately encountered a very arrogant and strange Polish stalker.

by Holden M Caulfield July 14, 2018

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