steamed bread

A delicacy consisting of ready-made sliced bread cooked in a steaming device. Reccomended steaming time differs according from person to person, but it is generally agreed to do so for upwards of 45 minutes.

Kids! Dinner is ready! Get your steamed bread and grittlebits while they're hot!

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Steamed Ass

Steamed ass beckons the absurd nature of human psyche. A fragile sliver of happiness resting on the sharp edge of a steel blade. One's entire existance prepared in such a way to unlock the delicate texture and succulent fragrance without sacrificing nourishment. Yet the the slightest whisper of the wind splits the seams: allowing exhausted fumes of hope and aspiration to burst from it's crevace. Thus, mimicking the posterior of it's lapsing creator. A steamed ass through-in and throughout. This is the most formidable paradox of man.

"Steve was a real steamed ass today."

"I felt like a steamed ass today."

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Steam rape

Steam rape is when you leave your computer and you forgot to log off your Steam account and someone decides to fuck around with it.
The most popular things that people do when it comes to Steam rape is - Changing profile picture, changing Steam profile description, texting friends

Person 1 - Hey, Bob forgot to log off his Steam account
Person 2 - Ay lmao, let's Steam rape him!

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Steaming the wagon

Verb. The act of cheering for a team while on the wagon. A common variation of Steaming the Wagon is steam it.

The Padres need our help, they need more guys steaming the wagon.

We steamed the wagon hard and the Colts won a close one.

..as the Browns begin to lose...
Fan #1: The Browns wagon is losing steam!
Fan #2: Steam the wagon!!!

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Steam Whistle

When a girl gives you an outdoor BJ in 40 below cold. Cum on her face and it steams when it lands. It freezes so fast that when she tries to talk she whistles.

Yo man, yesterday after the hockey game I gave Jenny a Steam Whistle. Froze on her face and when she tried to talk she whislted!

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steam sex

to cause a foggy glass from breath when having sex in car or a small place, causing you to be sweaty

"you wanna have hot steam sex inside the closet?"

"we can draw faces from the foggy windows after we have steam sex in your car"

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steam boats

Scottish terminology for being drunk.

"Well, I was once out at a local pub watching an Irish band, had too many whiskeys, and got steam boats."

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