Random
Source Code

Berlin Steamer

When you are tied to a bed, or other object upon which you would have intercourse, and your partner takes a huge dump on your chest and leaves you to fester in the steaming pile.

Man, I thought I was gonna get laid, but that bitch just gave me a berlin steamer.

by Major Tom April 22, 2004

30๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


cleveland steamer

the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.

i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.

by Nick Nicholson April 21, 2005

1058๐Ÿ‘ 999๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wisconsin steamer

An act performed when one partner eats a massive amount of Wisconsin Cheddar Cheese (making his/her shit very slippery and light-colored) and takes a huge shit on another partner's chest, then rolling it out flat with an empty beer bottle (sort of like rolling out cookie dough).

Did you give her the ol' Cleveland steamer?

No dude, the Wisconsin steamer. I used a beer bottle instead of my ass.

That's how we do it in Madison!

by wetspot September 3, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


steamer trunk

A small trunk originally designed to fit under the bunk of a steamship cabin.

...your darkest secret safely packed away/ up in my steamer trunk. -Alkaline Trio

by nezwick May 23, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


anchorage steamer

The act of criticizing or reprimanding an action, while at the very same time performing the same action. (As noted by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show)

Sarah Palin, in an interview with Sean Hannity, criticized those on the left for placing blame on her demeanor for influencing the Tucson shooter, then in the same interview described the shooter as "left-leaning." This is a textbook anchorage steamer

by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cleveland Steamer

(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act)
b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them

My girl friend calls me the cleveland steamroller

by FIRSTCAVY January 20, 2004

2078๐Ÿ‘ 2018๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mannheim Steamer

the act of pooping on ones chest while playing an, electric organ or piano, or any synthesized instruments, while rolling the feces up and down on the said ones chest.

person 1 "why do I hear mannheim steamroller's christmas special playing upstairs?"

person 2 "Oh, thats just Craig, he likes giving mannheim steamers to people for the holidays"

by malparida November 29, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž