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the art of text messaging while defecating
I didn't have a newspaper, so I killed a few minutes on the can by stink texting.
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the corn found in shit, very bad odor
That BBQ was great but I filled the bowl with stink corn the next day
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When someone leaves behind the smell of poop wherever they sit.
Ben: Yo, smell Ted's seat.
Jack: Ok..(smells Ted's seat) oh man! It smells like shit!!
Ben: Yea, he leaves stink trails.
OR
Jack: Where is Ted?
Ben: I dunno, let's sniff around and see if we can track him down since he leaves stink trails.
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A combination of the infamous "Upper Decker" and "Dry Dock". First, shut the flow of water off to the toilet by turning the valve on located low on the wall facing the back or side of the toilet. Then flush the toilet ensuring all the water gets flushed out. Then, remove the lide and defacate inside the tank and re install the lid. If you have a particularly large bowel movement or a partner you can defacate in the bowl as well for a traditional dry dock. This creates a highly concentrated sometimes lethal dosage of stink when the tank lid is removed so the tank can be inspected. Also known as the "Dry Deck". This should only be used in when absolutely neccessary. Or when staying at a freinds house.
Jason nearly passed out when he went into his bathroom and discovered the stink tank I had left behind for him. Afterwards, he became irrationally angry.
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n.
1) A Metro-sexual who couples as a cock-blocker.
2) A spiky haired Brad Pitt wannabe, equipped with a false sense of machismo, who has the ability to ruin the girl-guy ratio at a bar just by his mere presence.
*created by famed journalist Jason Probst
As I turned my back to order a drink, a group of stink-sharks attempted to pull my girlfriend onto the dance floor.
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The smell Your semen gets when you eat to much of a certain food.
The scent of sex.
The smell of an un-clean vagina.
The smell of a Polluted lake.
" Dude, I smell Fish Stink, Did you just masturbate?"
"Dude... Sex hair... Fish Stink... you just got some huh..."
"Sharon Needs to clean her Shit man, It smells like fish up in there."
"Dude... I don't think we wanna swim here... I smell Fish stink.."
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A Volkswagen Beetle filled with French women.
Look at the nice tits in that stink bug.
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