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When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.
If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.
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When a male's genitals have become numb from activities such as riding a bike or a motorcycle for extended amounts of time and then the subject attempts to intimately pet himself.
It feels like you're jacking-off another man, albeit, it's your own member.
Wow, that was a hell of a bike ride, I think I'm going to get home and shower with a familiar stranger.
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Variation on the classic sexual act deemed "The Stranger". The Alaskan Stranger is characterized by giving oneself a stranger (sitting on one hand until its numb, then choking your chicken), but differs in that the dormant hand (the one not originally yanking it) is kept in a bucket of ice so as to maximize its idle production capacity. When all is said and done, the subject is able give himself two consecutive strangers and enjoy this ancient Eskimo tradition.
"Dude, I was so bored on Friday night. I sat in my room and gave myself the old Alaskan Stranger."
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Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larry and when using your right its a Balki
Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balki and Peter I guess was Cousin Larry
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A horror/sci-fi show on Netflixthat is only like THE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD! And if you haven’t watched it yet you must. Like must watch it and if you don’t like it then go die in a hole
Millie Bobby Brown: oh my god, we had so much fun filming S3 of Stranger Things
Human: I had so much fun watching it
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When someone or something who you have interacted with for a very short (new) time is respectful and willing to aid you without getting to know you personally.
It found me/I found it and gave me information or entertainment in a respectful way. I would say they are a friendly stranger.
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The art of lying on your arm to numb it and make masturbation feel like someone else is doing it. Can be accompanied by wearing rings and nice nail polish for males.
Gave myself a romantic howdy stranger last night
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