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The unapologetic expression made when teabagging.
Man 1 - please, no!
Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!
Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.
We are getting stroked by this salesman
A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"
Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.
Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?
Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.
The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.
Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?
John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke
When you’re fucking a girl and the last stroke before you cum all inside her
Girl: Right there right there i’m gonna cum
Boy: Cant, I’m on the money stroke *cums all inside her*
When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.
Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.
I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.