when a girl feels bad feels bad for someone and to cheer them up sends them a picture of her titties
babe, im having a rough day. can i have some pity titty ?
when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause
'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'
When someone gets with you because they feel sorry for you
"Yeah she kissed me at the party after I told her that my dog was ill, it was such a pity pull"
The act of ejaculating, when seeing an ugly person in any given situation, out of sheer pity.
A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.
Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.
Race-Pity is when you are racist to yourself and culture, but it's totally acceptable because you aren't being mean to others, just yourself. It's totally socially acceptable and normal, use it normally.
"Dude, I'm not racist... I am using Race-Pity, it's totally normal.
The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."
"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."