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A middle-aged man named Vihaan, greets you with the phrase, "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"
Me: Hi, I got this message and it says to call you.
Vihaan: "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"
Me: *hangs up*
It's just like the title says. Horribly made and retarded.
I called up the Indian Tech Support and they called me a faggot.
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Kid1: My computer won't turn on!
Microsoft Tech Support: Hello my name is Tahim how may I help you?
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Someone who supports Donald Trump not always a racist white person who hates Mexicans but someone who knows that Mexicans should not illegally enter the U.S (not to be racist but literally they are breaking the law by entering to all of you kids who hate Trump Supporters) to all you redditor kids who don't support him I am not forcing you to support him but he was gonna shut down TikTok that shitty social media no one likes but 9 year old retards with not parental love who shake their ass to bad songs but now that we clarified there are GOOD Trump Supporters (because not all are dumbfucks) now I will talk about the rats who are Trump supporters these rats are white racist dumbfucks who say they don't like Obama because of Obama care (when they are just racist) they say Mexicans are rapists (which is not true you don't have to be a certain race to be a human who should not have human rights) usually Karens or entitled adults with children with no parental love that will most likely become new Karens that will make new Karens usually those Karens have TikToker children well let's keep talking about Trump Supporters I got out of topic well there are good Trump Supporters everyone has opinions and we are not bad for having opinions unless they are of bad things so respect Trump Supporters because well they are also people they just have a a different opinion.
My mom likes Donald Trump because he supported her country Venezuela which is completely ok and is a Trump Supporter
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A. Rapper who never paid child suppport
Yung child support is such a dick for not paying child support I can't stand this stank ass
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A Future Finance Supporter (or FFS for short) is a classy way of saying a future sugar mommy/ sugar daddy. The term started getting traction in the meme culture and it is being used more and more.
Person 1: You should really start studying harder if you want to guarantee yourself a good future.
Person 2: I got myself a Future Finance Supporter, so I don't think I really need to.
When only one person is attempting to keep a conversation alive. Almost the equivalent of a having a conversation with yourself.
A one-sided conversation.
Typically occurs online.
Jake messages girl on myspace/facebook/random dating website:
Jake: Hi, what's your name?
Girl: Jamie
Jake: So where do you work?
Girl: McDonald's
Jake: What do you plan to be when you grow up?
Girl: Dancer
Jake: What kind of dancer?
Girl: Ballet, i g2g
** Note that the girl only gives one word responses and offers no questions in return. This is a perfect example of Conversational Life Support. Of course, in the end the conversation died rather abruptly, despite Jake's attempts to keep it alive.
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