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Swiss Army Spesh

The commonly known term "Swiss army spesh" is when a certain person (usually very emotional) pulls out a swiss army knife on his own friends and threatens them.

I will kill you dead because im the swiss army spesh you dirty canadians.

by Shammyroc January 4, 2010

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swiss army knife

a knife with many useless tools on it that the bastards at airport security keep stealing.

dude why are you taking my swiss army knife?

by John Michaelz September 16, 2005

94๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swiss Miss and Piss

The by-product of eating Mexican food the night before. What happens when you let all that food sit overnight, and then in the morning it comes out of you completely liquid. Hence the Swiss Miss and the Piss.

Last night I ate half a crave case from White Castle and when I got home I went right to sleep. I woke up and when I got to the bathroom all that came out was Swiss Miss and Piss.

by Jaboloff March 6, 2011

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Swiss Logic

Penis Slicer

by Masked Newbie June 4, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


swiss suit of armor

A sexual act when a group of 30+ men ejaculates on a woman and the woman then waits for the semen to dry. The woman is then incased in a suit made of dry semen.

Yo nigga, me and the football team and the baseball team all got together last night and treated Sooz to a Swiss Suit Of Armor. The bitch couldn't move.

by Tyco Brahe June 22, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Swiss army knife

An item which hopefully has a Phillips head screwdriver in it.

What you will need to build a PC is a desk or any other anti-static working surface, an anti-static bracelet, and a Swiss army knife which hopefully has a Phillips head screwdriver in it.

by Rip Van Winkle 1899 February 17, 2021


Swiss army foot

Reason for name given to Swiss feets. To have tools for toe nails, and sand paper heels.

Swiss feets has that Swiss army foot

by One Mean Man December 29, 2020