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The result of a male engaging in coitus with a female whilst menstruating, removing his penis (which is coated in her menstrual cocktail) from her vagina and striking her face with it. This leaves what has been labeled a "Norwegian Face Tattoo" -a phallic, bloody imprint upon a female's face.
"Bro, that bitch was totally on the rag, but DTF, so I pulled out and totally gave her a Norwegian Face Tattoo. It was bad-ass but she was not pleased."
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The gayest gay fag of all the faggy gay tattoos.
Hey Antoine look, Justin has a small mole.. nevermind is just his faggy tattoo..
Real life conversation about Justin Bieber's Tattoo.
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Originally a term used by sailors, marines, etc. when describing a night of significant debauchery on shore leave during which they had intercourse (screwed), oral sex (blewed - being the past tense of blown as in "blow job") and got a tattoo. Later used more broadly to refer to getting so drunk that you participated in all possible forms of debauchery and may or may not remember it all.
Man, I was so fucked up last night - I was screwed, blewed and tattooed!
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When you get a deep throat blowjob and your partner gets hit in the head with your belt buckle repeatedly
"My lady got a belt buckle tattoo last night."
The best place you can go after a scratcher decides to scribble on your flesh leaving you with the worst looking tattoo that god has ever witnessed in all of his creations .
What a night Yo !!! I went to my homies tattoo release party at the motel he needed to make some fast cash so I went to support his new career I gave him $20 bucks cuz he just got out of prison and been slanging ink up state for like 9 months now I'm headed to Whiskey City Tattoo to see the cover up king man he F Me Up ..
A tattoo parlour at the Sydney Royal Easter Show
I got an Air Brush Tattoo.
To get paid, to spend one's pay recklessly, and get tattooed. Paid, clipped and tattooed. Sailors.
The Slang Dictionary - John Hotten - 1913
-Screw: salary, or wages.
-Blue, or BLEW: to pawn or pledge. Actually to get rid of.
-Blew, or BLOW: to lose or spend money.
-Blewed, a man who has lost or spent all his money is said to have BLEWED it.
-Blewed, got rid of, disposed of, spent.
A Dictionary of Slang, Jargon & Cant - Albert Barrère 1889
- Screw: salary, wages. Implies... effort by employer to diminish the rate, or employee to enforce payment of, the salary, which has to be screwed out.
-Blew, or blue: to waste to spend, to dissipate. "I blew a bob (I wasted a shilling)," To spend or lose one's money in gambling or betting.
-Blewed: spent, disposed of. Lost or been robbed of. Primarily, to put, to spend. German blauen, which suggests blue, and not to blow, as original. Ins blaue hinein (away into the blue), vanished, gone; the French passe au bleu has the same signification. Faire passer au bleu, to suppress, dissipate, spend, squander, appropriate. An allusion to a distant, undefined place in the blue above.
-Blue, blew:To spend or lose one’s money at gambling. To waste money generally. Varied to blew, from the phrase "blown in," which refers to money that has been spent, as in the phrase, "I’blewed’ all my tin." For a another variation see BLEWED.
-Blue the screw, (popular), to spend one’s salary
To blew one's pay means to ruin it or wreck it.
John Jones is back on board because he's got no money left. He got screwed, blewed and tattooed, but he's got no regrets.