testicle shitting rectal wart

rectal wart

looks like little zit

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testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre

he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"

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Mug man testicle eater

When mathew and dom fight

Mug man testicle eater fuck u

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my cat ate my frogs testicles

a phrase meaning: i give up

i keep getting the answer wrong. that’s it. my cat ate my frogs testicles. peace out losers.

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?

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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

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Testicle parasite

Sucker. Opportunist. Taking advantage of people.

He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.