The place for a bunch of scene kids in Jersey to hang out.
The place for a bunch of scene kids in Jersey to hang out.
"Wanna hit red bank tonight? We could get slurpees."
"Yeah, that would be cool... could we listen to shitty local bands too?"
"Yeah, then we can hang out in the park and do absolutely nothing... meet me at sundown?"
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a place where an attractive person is held in the mind for later masterbation.
the chick is going into my spank bank
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The best rapper in G-unit, better than 50 by like a Million times
GGGGGGG-Unit!
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Conceited, self-centered, self-absored African American supermodel with an extreme ghetto-licious side to her.
"LEARNN SOMETHIN' FROM THIS!!"
"You rollin' your eyes actin' like it's because you've heard it all before!"
Gurl, did you see Jenise just get bitched out by Latonya? She went Tyra Banks on her ass!
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Surprisingly naive model/talk show host. Embarrassed herself trying to ilicit an apology from Naomi Campbell on the 'Tyra' show for supposedly being rude to her about 15 years ago. Tyra also suggested that Naomi was in part responsible for her retirement from modelling.
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The perfect dumping place for the useless coins we have in our pockets the moment we reach home. It helps your psychological health that you are having a great saving habit, but indeed when its full, you can only buy a magazine or two out of it. Reality of life.
Mom: Wow! your piggy bank feels heavy! Good job Henry!
Henry: *Smirks*
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A fun place to go to when you're broke and/or need to get off. They let you borrow their free porn so that you can rub one out into a cup, AND you get paid! Make sure you don't get a magazine that has "water damage"
You get $50 per visit, but the thing is you have to go at least once a week and go through a pretty thorough screening process. And after 20 or so successful ejaculates, you get $60 per visit.
Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.
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