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This is when Latin people commit to being present at a certain time and then you find yourself waiting like an ass because Jose is elsewhere. In addition, you don't get a heads up and whatever progress was to take place that day, becomes tomorrow's agenda. Sometime's tomorrow can be weeks, even months.
My drywall guy was supposed to finish the walls last week but since his brain works on manana time the project is on hold.
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Committing sexual acts while being on a futon, most likely on a futon that is not yours.
Walking in while Megan and Chris were having "Futon Time" was so awkward...
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one's own personal time to be alone
"Can you do this for me?"
"Naw, I need some me time right now."
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Holding an angle for 2 minutes expecting someone to come out, and then since nobody is coming you look away. The moment you look away, an enemy peeks that exact angle and kills you.
Rook: DUDE WHAT THE HELL I HELD THAT ANGLE FOR 2 MINUTES AND THEN THE MOMENT I LOOK AWAY I DIE?!
Doc: Typical siege Timing
When a husband watches his wife take it.
Get in here Midnight Merriwether, my wife is down for pound town, and my watch says its cuck time.
The last five seconds before you reach an orgasm.
Damn. This pussy feels good...I cant hold it...nut time...!
The disillusion of time when high on drugs, specifically THC.
I was not in Dope Time when writing this definition.
Jim: This is the longest commercial in the history of commercials.
John: Dude, it's a 30 second commercial.
Jim: What??? Felt like I've been watching it for 30 minutes!
John: Dude, you're in Dope Time!
I just had 3 months worth of revelations within 12 hours of Dope Time! Life now makes so much more sense!
John: Dude, Jim, you're talking so fast. You're on Dope Time.
Jim: How long have a been talking?
John: Like, 10 minutes dude
Jim: Damn, felt like I've been non-stop for over an hour.