Random
Source Code
Random
To hump up and shit. To have a bowel movement (BM), especially gratifying in the morning.
"Oh man do I have to take a dump!" or "Dude, didn't you say you had to take a dump?" or "Yeah I did say I had to take a dump, but I can't because it stinks in there from when you had to take a dump." or "I know, I do stink the place up when I take a dump!"
402👍 140👎
When you do a once over on somebody, but something about them (male in a dress, purple hair, somebody looks like somebody you know in a crowd, etc.) caught your eye.
Often due to surprise at what you *thought* you saw, but you desire a second glance.
"Lose Control" by Missy Elliot. (It asked for an example. This is not my favorite song.)
"I’ve got a cute face
Chubby waist
Thick legs in shape
Rump shakin’ both ways
Make you do a double take"
206👍 66👎
The word take down, or TD, is used to describe a male or female meeting a member of the opposite sex (or same sex, I suppose) at a bar, restaurant, social gathering, super market, gym, etc., and physically leaving with that person and either making out extensively or having sex. There are different levels of take downs. A full take down, or full TD, is sex. A partial take down may just be oral sex or extensive making out. It is important to classify your TD. TD in itself just means a hook up. A full TD means much more.
Bob: Jimbo went to the Publick House bar last night, met a young coed, left with her, and had an extensive take down.
George: Was it a full TD?
Bob: I don't think so, just extensive.
George: Man, that Jimbo.
Larry went to Pavlov's bar last night and had a full TD on an empty keg in the stock room.
109👍 32👎
To defecate after holding it in for several hours.
Taking a fred is so relieving.
10👍 1👎
Act of going to a less-than-desirable bar or club strictly because there may be a healthier ratio of available women there.
I'm getting a little bored here. We may have to go take a piercing over at The Station when we finish these beers.
10👍 2👎
When sick of being at work, this is the act of thwarting all responsibility, and simply leaving.
Worker 1: Dude this fuckin sucks. Are you taking care soon?
Worker 2: No you asshole, we have a manufacturing readiness review meeting at 3!
Worker 1: Take care, young fella.
Worker 2: I hate you.
11👍 2👎
An extentsion of the sexual usage of take. "To take advantage" of someone is to have sexual contact which someone who is semi or wholly unconsious due to alcohol or drug intake. The "advantage" is because they often can not decline contact or are even aware of said contact. Such practice is mostly agreed upon as morally wrong.
"I know me and Sarah have been going out for a while, but I couldn't take adavantage of her when she was wasted."
276👍 94👎