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When you patch a piece of Duct tape to a person, rip it off, and (while in pain with their mouth open) , cum in their mouth
Why are u putting a piece of duct tape on me?
RIP!
Owww!!!!!!
Squirt.
What was that?
I did a Screaming Duct tape on you.
A person who has a intense love, interest, enjoyment, and/or approval with tape-based media formats (such as VHS, Audio cassettes, Betamax tapes, 8mm video/Video8 tapes, Hi8 tapes, MiniDV tapes, etc.). They have existed since the invention of magnetic tape.
"The tape media enthusiast i've ever seen is the inventor of this definition." - Talking VHS tape
when a girl is either really bitchy or annoying or both so if you were to have sex with her then you would duct tape her mouth to keep her quiet to make it more enjoyable, for you at least.
A: What do you think of that chick?
B: Wow that bitch, shes such a tape n' tap
A: Like 5 layer tape n' tap status.
A reference to Jay Asher's book, Thirteen Reasons Why, and the subsequent Netflix series. It is a story about a girl who commits suicide and leaves behind cassette tapes for people to listen because they were a contributing factor in her downward spiral. Colloquially, it can be used to threaten someone because they disappointed you.
"You didn't ask them for ketchup for my fries when you picked up McDonalds for me?! Welcome to your Tape"
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A mixed CD of personal songs made by one person that he or she is too ashamed to share with his or her buddies. The most common type of confidential mix tape is a CD full of love songs for Valentine's day.
Duder 1: "You're gonna leave the CD in her car so when she starts them shits up in the morning it'll start playing? Nicely done. When do I get to hear it."
Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."
Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."
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This is the VHS tape that was miraculously found by US troops in Afghanistan which contained an alleged confession by Osama bin Laden to be the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. He previously denied involvement so it was fortuitous that this tape was found in a country the size of Texas. The man in the video tape does not really look like bin Laden but the media has failed to point this out.
Bush's case against al Quaeda was shaky until they found the magic video tape.
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