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Someone who is not attractive. Taken from the slang word "busted"- (bus ted- backwards= "teds bus")
There are different levels of not attractive.
Ugly = "riding Ted's bus"
Very Ugly = "driving Ted's Bus"
Ugliest = "mechanic of Ted's Bus"
Did you see the chick he took home last night? Dude she was riding Ted's bus!
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noun, Any elderly man driver who ends up in front of you, doing 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit when your in a hurry. Typically driving a Buick product, Lincoln Towncar, or some other large vehicle. The female variation on this is an "Aunt Gladys". Known to flash their lights or shake a fist at you when you finally get a chance to pass them.
I was late for my doctors appointment today because I ended up driving behind an Uncle Ted.
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Absolute great lass, he did wonders such as paint the great wall of chiner and also he took very famous photogrephs of viagra falls, also he was my uncle and he....
he fingered the cat a few times , but as i like to say, each to their own
lad1: “MATE IM IN LOVE WIV TED BUNDY”
gally2: “YEAH IKR BYT HE NEVER WASHED HIS MINGE WAT A GOONE”
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Major leauge asshole running for Governor of Ohio in 2006. Is projected as a moderate Democrat, but is actually a very liberal democrat.
"Vote for Ted Strickland!"
Concerned Democrat- "Ok!"
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Your drunk uncle. Even if your drunk uncle isn't Ted, he'd probably respond to it.
Uncle Ted got so pissed at Thanksgiving that we found him on the floor of my cousin's room passed out and soaked in urine.
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When you have so much sex that you keep falling asleep, even when your surrounded by hundreds of people
Dude fell asleep again... getting it every night from that french chick must got him TED-Tired.
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