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Angsty Teen

Found most commonly in in in children who’s parents just don’t understand them. They also only where black like there souls 😈. In 2018 there was study from Harvard university found that showed people with the initials of TP and have a height of 5 foot 5 or less are most commonly an Angsty Teen

Tyson is a single child who got everything but now his car is broken and he blames everyone but him self to rebel he only where black now. Now he is a Angsty Teen

by professor stinky bottom December 4, 2020

10πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


5-teen

15 teen minutes or in between 5 or 10 minutes.

Yo homie I'll be there in 5-teen minutes.

by H20 exposed. June 15, 2008

9πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Teen granny

A Hot looking chick in VERY sexy clothes. Then you see her face and she's in her 50's or 60's trying to look young and sexy.

BOB:"I saw this really hot looking chick walking in front of me at the mall today"
Hank:"Oh yeah, did you talk to her"
Bob: No once I got close to her and she turned around I saw she was like 60, she was just being a "teen granny", it was gross!

by ParaMikey August 20, 2007

8πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


teen imposter

a person ususlly a man that pretends to be a teen usually under a fake name goes to high school to get a fresh start in life and/or to have sex with teens.

man1:Did you know that john is a teen imposter.Hes 30 but he says he's 17 and just got out of the joint for grand theft auto.
man2:yeah. Does Kathy know that.
man1:yeah.and she thinks hes so cool.

by Deep blue 2012 October 15, 2009

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Teen Idol

This is the guy who works for a company whom all the girls swoon over. You could swear he was a teen icon in his past life. The girls go out of their way to cater to him as if he was a 'Prince' and visit him at his desk on numerous occasions. Teen Idol knows how to boost your spirits when you are feeling down or insecure about yourself. Every company should have their own teen idol!!!

Rebecca Smith is dropping off something WAAAAY on the other side of the office but makes it a point to take a detour by teen idols desk to swoon over him and bat her eyelashes at him.

by janelifornia June 8, 2006

12πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


teen driver

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face, and then proceeds to slap her, preferably on the nose, with his still erect penis

When Robert refused a blow job, Elise didn't expect to receive a teen driver.

by SirKnowItAll December 9, 2006

11πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


teen titans

A American-branded "anime" targeted to ignorant American youth. Has five characters, all of which probably stemmed from a stereotype or social group in school, you know, just to get in "with the crowd".

Robin - The loner, he is the protagonist of the entire story, the team leader. He does everything on his own, and loathes the zealous attempts of his fellow teammates to rescue him. A master of smack fu, and is just too fucking cool to die.

Starfire - Naive refugee from the Eighth Moon of Acrelon Five, fled after the moon exploded. Capable of super strength, energy bolts, flight, and unexpected panty shots from the camera. From what I see, its a oversexualized perception of fobby Japanese preteens.

Cyborg - A unintentionally racist depiction of the white man's stereotype of a black guy. Obsessed with cars, guns, and high-tech stuff. 9/10ths of his body is completely mechanical and electrical, armed to the brim with laser guns, jetpacks, and a faulty battery. Says "daaamn" and "homie" alot.

Raven - Goth girl, daughter of a succubus and a vampire, Toni Dominicii (AKA Raven), was born with extraordinary abilities in telepathy, telekinesis, and other crazy mind-oriented superpowers. Since her powers are tied to her emotions, she must resist showing any signs of anger, sadness, happy, and despair towards her companions, for it would prove fatal.

Beast Boy - The chinaman, nobody likes him, eats lots of tofu and flied lice, and only gets helped out of pity of his Aryan teammates. Has incredible potential, can transform into any animal, whether it be a mighty man-eating elephant or a fatal germ. Also his particularly green skin texture (possibly a indirect hate crime against Irishmen) makes him ostracized from society, and frequently gets tempted to join the Dark Side of the Force.

Robin - "Damnit team, I told you not to follow me. Why the hell do I even have you in my secret architecturally impossible T-shaped clubhouse? And what happened to batman, he was way better than you four losers."

Starfire - "Robin... please don't take your frustrations on your friends."

Robin - "The hell with you woman! I don't even know why the artists interposed my timeline with current year 2004-2005. For fucks sakes, I was partners with the bat since late 1940s in Gotham City."

Cyborg - "Daaaamn foo... you niggaz are all I got. Dem bitches out there are tough homie. I hate coppaz, and I hate foos who look like coppaz, ye hear?"

Raven - "Death, darkness, despair. The evil within, consuming me... must destroy...."

Beast Boy - "Hey girls, I can eat 20 gallons of tofu in a hour to put my name on the world record. You gals wanna take count?"

by Chang Tan March 5, 2005

111πŸ‘ 261πŸ‘Ž