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A fucking 4 minute cringefest.
The fact Iron Maiden was mentioned in the song "teenage dirtbag" is an insult to them.
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Old people who still act like they're in their teens. Mainly women.
When old people esp women talk, gossip, and laugh very loudly and obnoxiously. They walk around shaking their asses and making fun of everyone.
Teenaged old people are awesome
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A take on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, obviously. Can be used if you know of a teen-ager named Sabrina who is a real bitch.
Sabrina: “I never loved you and I was just using you for nine months straight. Hahaha! Fuck you!”
Ryan: “Wow, what a cunt. I guess she’s Sabrina the Teenage Bitch.”
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"Oi Pablo did you see that teenaged boy last night"
"Fucked him real good"
"Aight, cya Karl"
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Removing/adding vowels and constants from words while typing or SMS messaging. Other symptoms include, the frequently misspelling of words on purpose, and the overuse of acronyms.
Girl: OMG, lol ur so hawt!
Boy: You seem to be suffering from TGS.
Girl: Whutttttttt?
Boy: Teenage Girl Syndrome
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An adult who is between the age of 25-50 that still thinks they are a teenager. They dress like teens, listen to ether what's in the charts today or modern Kerrang bands like Neck Deep, Moose Blood, BVB etc and use up-to-date teen slang such as "Bae" and "On fleek".
Also born again teens often go out their way to hide their wrinkles, grey hair or the fact they are going bald with anti-wrinkle cream, hair care products and hair dye to make them as much teen like as they can.
Alan: Have you seen Liam lately?
Andrew: No mate why?
Alan: I saw him the other day. He was wearing skinny jeans and some Nike Air Maxe's with a t-shirt with the word #selfie on it and had bought some anti-wrinkle cream and some hair care products from Lush
Andrew: Isn't he 35?
Alan: Yeah he is. He told me he is a born again teenager.
Andrew: Whats one of those?
Alan: He is trying to feel and look young again I think.
A teenaged individual that has sexual intercourse or has sex with multiple people individually or at the same time.
"My sister is such a teenaged gutter slut, she has sex with everyone she comes into contact with."