fair to middlin'

Term meaning "okay" rather than "fantastic" or "terrible". Derived from the classic game Oregon Trail, which was played on old school Apple Computers. When asked how good of a shot you are, your options are: poor, fair to middlin', and expert.

Ed: How are you today?
Suzy: Meh, fair to middlin'. I woke up kinda late, but i found five buucks in my pocket.

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fair skinned

White person with red hair

That girl is fair skinned

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the goose fair

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.

- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots

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Party Fair

Stuff you need for a party, could be anything. Alcohol, drugs, pipes, papers, girls, cigs, lighters, trampolines, pools, etc.

Have you seen steven's party fair, i bet he spent two hundred bucks on jagermeister alone, it's gonna be sick

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carrion fair

1. a market-style sale of ephemeral or short-lived goods.

2. metaphorically referring to the avaricious or carnivorous style of contemporary or capitalistic business.

2. the sale of dead putrefying flesh.

1. The bazaar was a madhouse. A regular carrion fair

2. The carnival was a carrion fair of rides and games.

2. ...as we had to get back to the airport to dig into that mess, the grocery store (for the obligatory snack/souvenir stop), and then back to the "Carrion Fair" store for essentials since the bags are not in our near future...

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Roman Fair

Events that some people have where you can go and live like an ancient Roman for a time.
It is better than a Medieval fair because they have real orgies.

I think I saw you at the orgy in the Roman fair.

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fair hott

when a girl says fair hot it means fairly hott aka get in my pants immediatley or i will jump into yours

tbh: your fair hott and nice eyes

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