a situation where loads of people update their Facebook statuses in a short period of time, usually at Christmas or new years at 00.01am.
last years status rush for Christmas was the most i've ever seen.
When you completely ruin a very deep Facebook status or Tweet by saying something funny or ironic.
Lucy's status: "I love everything about you, from your head to your toes, you are my everything♥"
Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥
When you don't have a car and must ride the Metro to get where you're going.
Q: Did you drive here?
A: Nah, tonight I'm on Metro Status.
When someone "likes" their own status on Facebook
John Smith is a status wanker
John Smith likes this
Slang for old fashioned telephone. In the Deep South, when it rang, a servant would pick up the receiver and say hello, isdatyou?
It rings, the answers picks up handle and says hello statue (is dat you)?
Of or pertaining to an amazing/godly figure, typically not a celebrity.
Wow, that 100% on your Trigonometry Test is Ari Status.