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A very special human w 0 brain cells.
"Hey my names Alex and I got the big wooooden spooon
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Alex is a confusing lad. he is actually really nice but can be a prick. he’ll treat you so good but he’s so sensitive, if you hurt his feelings at all or don’t care about his cat dying then he’ll block you on snapchat and not talk to you for 3 months and break your heart ane he’ll be the only thing you’ll think about. but after he realizes that he hurt you he’ll regret it. he has really nice hair. but his chin isn’t all that amazing. he has nice dimples too. if you facetime him, don’t leave him on paused. he usually can’t afford an AC so you’ll hear his fan in the background. overall, he’s a very sweet guy and would do anything for someone he really loves. he’s just confusing g it’ll be ok.
Rylee: ALeX JUST BLOXKED ME IM CRYING HELP ME KSMXKWKDKWK
Alyssa: it’s ok he’s done it to everyone lol he’ll unblock u
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A smexy AF girl who always is blushing. She can be seen trying to find her way out of fights and arguments with her friends but always tries to look good doing it. She is also a badass girl who will smack you across the face faster than you can say “Alexa, play despesito” If you go after her friends, she’s gonna come after you.
Who’s Cade’s new girlfriend?
Who that one? Ohh that is so an Alex!
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Alex is a literal meme. He plays percussion decently and blows your eardrums but you always forgive him because he’s a meme and he’s really funny. that’s everyone says they hate alex but secretly loves him. He will always share food and gets all the girls (somehow).
Alex: (plays drums)
Everyone else in the room: shut up Alex !!!!
Like 5 girls: swoons
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A fairly attractive man, don't let his man-like appearance fool you. Deep down he is a man child who enjoys lewd jokes and playing in the park. He's a sweet guy usually, but will try to persuade you otherwise with buckets full of bravado and constant boasting. If he compliments you it will usually be quickly followed by an insult, so don't get too excited. He's pretty fit, although could use a few more sit ups in the gym.
He's often known to steal people's catch phrases and use them as his own, and will never concede to being wrong or not know directions. His favourite pastimes include munting, motorbike riding and chucking hissy fits when he loses his phone. He is creatively inclined, and can design clothes and will usually play a musical instrument. Most common phrases include "All of the....", "I'm starting to enjoy your company, which is depressing" and donald duck impersonations. He is also known for his very distinct dance moves. If you know an Alex, you're pretty lucky.
Guy1: "I went munting the other night..."
Guy2: "Oh, were you with Alex?"
Girl1: "That guy is so hot....although he is really neglecting those sit ups"
Girl2: "Sounds like Alex."
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Fuckboy ass nigga that has no life and sucks huge long penis
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