blast ave

Everybody and they momma knows about something that was supposed to be private or valued information.

Keisha:(blurts out loudly) you know you can't buy no BigMac with your EBT card!
Dre: Damn Keish why you gotta put me on blast ave like that?

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Kelly Blast

When a guy meets another guy on Craigslist and allow him to practice the art of fellacio on his little soldier while the receiver keeps his eyes closed and thinks of a woman to rationalize the homosexuality he was born with.

Yellow: so i think my e-career is ruined.

jbtv: why?

Yellow: i did a quick fast Kelly Blast and now i wanna wear lipstick and pumps while listening to Drake.

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marble blast

a 3rd person marble game where you control your marble to get through mazes.

Yo i was playing marble blast on the new iMac and its awesome!

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Cheekbone blast

The most destructive punch known in existance. If performed correctly it will shatter the object it hits in one strike. Illegal in all forms of Wrestling, UFC, and war. Invented by the Outlaw Cheekbone Fisk, also known as a former Captain of the Elite Pirate force in the Western Hemisphere on the Earth.

My Cheekbone blast will make your face look like melted butter.

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Anal Blast

1. an energy drink that makes you feel SO GAY! it comes in different flavors such brown eye and penis-alota.

Bob: do you have any Anal Blast?

Bill: yeah, you want some? (pulls down pants)

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Blasting Rope

An exotic way of saying Masturbation

John: Eyy I saw my cousin blasting rope to Midget Porn

Jeff: What's the matter with that ??

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whore blasting

when finger blasting a whore...she often yells out another guys name

jordan(the whore): uhhh tom your fingers feel so nice

tim: uhh im tim
jordan: ohhh yeahh...ohhh tim...

tim: whatever im whore blasting the shit out of you anyways!

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