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Guy: hey look at those british people across the street
British person 1: it's chewsday innit
British person 2: righ
Guy: lol stupid
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When a girl is giving a hand or blow job and slips her pinky up into a man's b-hole; closely resembling the way British people drink their tea with a pinky in the air.
I was getting a hand-jibber from Sophia last night and she tried to give me a British Teacup so I punched her. I called her later to apologize and ask for another one, though.
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Little cunts that whine over if the cream goes first on the scone or the jam goes first. And only appreciates if someone had broken something or embarrassed themselves by yelling “WYAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!” and others joining in.
Hey! Do you see those British people there? What a bunch of whinny twats!
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when you're instantly attracted to a person (mostly boys) because they have a british accent
Girl: Oh my god that boy is so cute; he has a british accent
Girl #2: It's the british affect
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Brits love chocolate and creme.
So you creme a brits anus plug it up until they need to defecate, then unplug, catch in in a glass and chill for 1hr - feed to guests sprinkle with cinnamon.
Jerry Hoyl: Hey Jenn, did you enjoy that British Cannoli my wife and I made last night?
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The act of defecation into somebody's mouth.
Tucker took off his pants and underwear, squatted over Corey's open mouth and gave him a British Steamer.
It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.
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People who are born in the U.K who have no teeth and have weird accents. Their only comeback is “AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS ARENT GETTING SHOT UP.”
“I was talking to a british person and he is extremely gay and sucks big hard black penis.” “Well next time tell him he has no teeth and has a weird accent” “Okay” 5 hours later… “He said AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS ARENT GETTING SHOT UP!” Yeah that’s british people for you… They dont have any other comebacks.
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