last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.

The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.

cancelate

When someone is forced to stop masturbating before the finish.

My mom walked in on me and I was forced to cancelate.

cambodian cream cancel

cambodian cream cancel is a very difficult edging/gooning technique that originated in cambodia in the early 2000s.

it consists of edging to almost the point of busting, but then shrouding your shlong in cambodian poison ivy to cancel the urge to cream. it’s a very difficult and risky technique, but if done correctly, the enzymes of the cambodian poison ivy will cancel any cream that attempts to escape the shlong sausage. this essentially allows the user to edge and goon with extreme aggression and without a care for accidentally busting, as the cambodian poison ivy cancels the orgasm cream.

i tried out the cambodian cream cancel, and it works wonders! it allowed me to aggressively goon and edgemaxx for 97 hours consecutively without accidentally busting prematurely!! i love cambodian cream cancels!!

cancel unculture

It's time to break down the barriers that have been standing between humanity for a long time. Time to educate ourselves. Time to unite. We have to accept each other. We have to accept ourselves. We must accept our place in the world and make the most of every opportunity. Reject violence. Share and love.

"'Cause we're moving right out of Babylon
And we're going to our Father's land
How good and how pleasant it would be
Before God and man, yeah
To see the unification of all..."
Bob Marley

We have to see what the truth is, we have to act consciously and most importantly we have to "cancel unculture" from ourselves and live in the present, without prejudice.