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According to Dane Cook -- Grandma
Where'd you get those pink fifties, you cheating whore? Get your hands off me Grandpa! GRANDMA'S A CHEATING WHORE!
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when one person dreams, or daydreams, of being with another person, other than the person they are currently with.
SLOAN - Who is this?
BAS - The man of your dreams.
SLOAN - Oh my God! Johnny Depp?
BAS - Ugh, no. The other man of your dreams.
SLOAN - Julio Iglesias?
BAS - No, not Julio either. Guess again.
SLOAN - Brett Favre?
BAS - Damn Sloan! You’re such a dream cheat!
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A fast and effective way to remember something when the mind does a shit in the corner and google doesn't want to clean it up fast enough.
Le me; Balls, what was that command again...
Grabs le Cheat Sheet.
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Informal name of Strong Bad's right-hand man "The Cheat" as it appears on his Medallion Gold Plus Membership card
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Texting an answer to your classmate during a test.
Johny was cheat-texing on his test.
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When someone cheats on a partner, but just a little bit. Like copping a feel or kissing.
"It was just a kiss"
"That's micro-cheating!"
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an instrument used by one member of a relationship in the retaliation on another member of a longtime relationship when caught in a precarious predicament....then used to pull someone's truck from some deep ass mud.
When you've been with a chick for a while and still bangin' other brods; but she's been with other guys too so she doesn't care....until she actually catches you in the bedroom tied up 'cause you're into freaky shit like that and it turns out that so is she. You think you're in the clear as she leaves the room with a hot ass look in her eye and a lil' shit eatin grin on her face (you know the one, it means somethin' bad is about to go down but you want to see how it plays out cause you are into freaky shit as I established earlier) then all of a sudden...BOOOOMMMM, she's set the door way on fire and jumped through wearing nothing but a pair of your old football cleats (you know the ones, you left them by the sofa when you and tha guys played a pick up game and that dude screwed up his nuggets when he got his bitchass trampled by you and that other guy, and the other guy is a real fatass, like tippin' 5-0-0 atleast so you know that shit hurt like hell but you didn't give a damn cause that bitch has owed you fitty bucks for 7 months and you got down in his face and yelled "THAT'S 49-95 TA GO SUCKA!!" and he hobbled his ass to his mama's....it was a good day) for traction, BO-Tu-Koo-Koo war paint, and hand puppet named Whimpie, and she screams "GET THA CHEAT CHAIN BI-A-ITCH!!" so the other girl actually hauls ass to get the damn thing and well... she pretty much beats the fuck out of you from that point. Moral of this story kids: if you're going to cheat get a motel room atleast 3 hours away or don't have random chains just lying around the house where a dumb whore can get them.
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