Code Leighton

Noun: when a hunk begins a destructive pattern precipitated by alcohol consumption and a recent break-up. Commonly manifested as assault, battery, and destruction of property

After Leighton and GF#6752 got into a big fight, I’m predicting a 69% chance of Code Leighton tonight. Hide your chairs.

MyWay Code

That part of the highway code that just doesn't apply to you. Applicable at junctions, one-way streets, when u-turning, or when you're just feeling too awesome for the rules.

Mad Mike: "You can't hook up a u-turn here!"

Xzibit: "Yo dawg, not accordin' to the MyWay Code, yo."

*crash, dawg.*

Code 45

When a Nice GuyTM tries to get with a girl on Discord even though she has a partner already WHO IS ALSO in that same server with her.

Zach- "Why won't this girl fuck me?"
Ginger- "Oh, it's because you've got a Code 45!"

Code F

When a person fails to do their annotations. If activated solders enter a building and hit you with knowledge mallets and a helicopter launches a nuke to your precise location

Where are your annotations

I forgot them
CODE F!

Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.

Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code

Code White

When someone using the restroom (specifically number twoing) runs out of toilet paper, and only notices after the poop.

Chad: *Just Pooed* O shit bro
Chad: BRIAN

Brian WHAT
Chad: CODE WHITE
Brian: Shit

gang coding

illegal collaboration on computer science assignments that should be legal

me: can you help me with my code?
peter: NO GANG CODING