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To vanish into the night without a trace and show up the next morning looking rough
My date went crook on me last night! You should have seen how she looked this morning!!
A Crook is an infidel who spends the majority of his allowance on shitty shoes and ket.
Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.
Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers
Person 1: “You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”
Spelled as it is pronounced "Crook" a guy that is very handsome he will murder for money.
All Crooks dislike Femboys and are the loyal associates of the Catholic church.
The pope- Crook kill the femboy
Crook- Will be done Father
Used as an alternative for "jokeman" or "dickhead" in a jokey way amongst friends in the UK.
This Jason guy took the rest of my drink, what a crook
When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.
"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."