A hot a sexy guy who is funny and smart if you have a Dane consider yourself lucky
A Dane is someone that nobody likes. Danes are ugly, annoying, dumb, and short. All Danes have small brains and even smaller penises. Not to mention their pea sized balls. Anyone with the name Dane will likely die a virgin and never find love.
"Look at that lame kid over there, his name is definitely Dane."
"Yeah definitely a Dane. My friend says she saw his penis and it's super small
Really happy people but sadly, not number the most happy anymore.
Guy 1: See that dane over there?
Guy 2: Dane?
Guy 1: Yeah the danes were once the happiest people on earth, but then the finnes took over
Dane is the most funniest friend in the friend group and has the largest cock of all time.Dane is also the most shortest kid ever.
Lady:how is your day. Dane:It would be better if you were in it.