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When you get your rocks off, while balls deep in your crush but you wake up and realize it was all a dream
Last night I busted a nut in your mum, but I woke up and I creamed all over my drawers. It was a creamy dream
A small goblin that thirsts over white Minecraft men while telling people to die for not sharing their opinions.
Person 1: OMG CHECK OUT MY DREAMNOTFOUND FANCAM BESTIE!
Person 2: OMG SO TRUE!
Person 3: This is why I hate Dream Stans.
Person 1: go die in a hole.
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a girl you frequently dream about having sexual intercourse with. I.E. piping.
John: yo Tommy who’s your dream pipe?
Tommy: Kristine bro she’s smokin’
Great synth-pop band coming from Planet 9.
Members: Girl F, Boy D, Graviton & Zee.
cool chick: wow, you like Dream Tribes?! that makes you so cool!
cool chick#2 : "totally. I'm gonna see them at Glastonbury!
cool chick: Me too. Can't wait!
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Amazing movie, probably the best of the century. Great editing, sequences, direction, acting, storyline and execution of the book.
Me: You seen Requiem for a dream?
Someone: No
Me: It's all about how your addictions can fuck you up, set in Brooklyn.
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That stain you find on your bed sheets after waking up from "that" dream.
Person 1: Bruh did someone spill milk on yo bed or somethin?
Person 2: Naw dog, dats dat dream cream.
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When a female wakes up super horny and super wet from nocturnal sex dreams. Usually requires immediate self gratification or initiating sex with their lover.
I don't know what got into Rachel last night. She had one hell of a moist dream. She woke me up by sitting on my face and riding me like a pony.
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