blue and black dress

the dress is indeed blue and black. if you see different, your wrong :)
there is a picture of a dress going around the internet. some see gold and white, others claim they see black and blue.

"Hey! do you see white and gold on the dress?"
Me: "NO. I see a blue and black dress.

That's not how I dress

I don't adhere to those rules, I don't act like that, or I'm not okay with that.

Marcus posted some blue lives matter thing on his wall, so I unfollowed him because that's not how I dress.

Maxi Dress Flash

When you are wearing a strapless maxi dress but have had so many drinks on a rooftop in the summer with your girlfriends that you decide to pick up your floor length dress from the bottom and raise it all the way up to flash everyone on the street below, instead of just simply lowering your strapless dress top.

B*****t just did the most epic maxi dress flash!

little red dress

What a woman wears when she want that vitamin D

Girl: I want some fuck tonight better throw on my little red dress.

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Dean of Dapper Dress

1. Someone (generally male) dressed in exceedingly fresh, classy, and clean cut clothes in an up scale fashion.
2. An individual clothed in a superior fashion to the event necessary
3. When someone dresses much nicer than they usally do.

Derived from the word "dean", implying some sort of authority or power to the individual, emphasizing the level of ones dress as being superior to his/her peers.

1. Ben- Hey man did you see grandpas suit?
Ryan- Yeah bro Gramps is the fucking dean of dapper dress. He's always looking fresh.

2. Ryan- haha Ben nice khakis. Its the first day of school, not a wedding.
Ben- Well sorry man mom said to make sure and look nice.
Ryan- Yeah but you coulda left the honors of being the dean of dapper dress to some other queer.

3. Ryan- haha bro did you see that stoner jake today in class?
Ben- yeah dude he's wearing a lacoste polo and pressed pants. how lame.
Ryan- yeah next time i see him im gonna say, "well arent you just the dean of dapper dress?!"
Ben- ahaha yeah dude do it. that'll be sure to piss him off

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cross dress for less

A drag-queen term for the discount clothing chain Ross Dress For Less, because the clothing runs to the large sizes she-males tend to require.

Honey, I got these great size-eleven shoes at Cross Dress For Less!

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take off the dress

used to tell someone to act like a man; man up
(variant: "take off the skirt")

You're too tired to go out? Take off the dress, dude.

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