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Guy 1: "What team did Michael Vick play for before he became a beast quarterback?"
Guy 2: "Atlanta Falcons"
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a fucking idiot furry that looks like rayman
Hey, did you see that guy named Trash Falcon? Yeah, he's gay lol
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Car built to keep gay men from driving Holdens, Chevy's, and Pontiacs.
Real men are Generals Men.
Look at all the Falcon GT's parked outside the pub! Oh wait... it's a gay bar.
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Most powerful move in supersmash bros and is used by Captain falcon
Chuck Norris threw the dodgeball so hard it had flames, it looked like a Falcon Punch
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1. "Blue Falcon" is military slang term that was originated in the US Marine Corps. The term was created as a code for a buddy fucker. A "Buddy Fucker" denotes a Marine as un-trustworthy. The assumption being that this is the kind of soldier that would put his own needs ahead of the needs of his platoon or brother in arms.
2. Since the repeal of "Don't ask Don't tell" it has also come to be used to refer to homosexual Marines who show an overt interest in getting naked in a foxhole with a straight or seemingly straight soldier.
3. Noun. referring to the "engorged genitalia" of a male homosexual soldier that will not be satisfied until it plunders the booty of a straight Marine - or a Marine that thinks he straight but has trip everyone else's BFT. Just think of Blue Balls, now you have a Blue Falcon to go along with it.
1. "I hear the weekend pass has been revoked because Pvt. James feel asleep at his post" - "Great having a blue falcon in the platoon"
2. "I don't like having Pvt. Sessions behind me on patrols - always get the feeling that that blue falcon is going to pull a Dexter, get me in the neck with a syringe and push my shit in."
3. "I was in the showers with Pvt. Kennedy - he was scrubbing on his blue falcon - I decided leave my soap and make a run for it."
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A Blue Falcon is a police officer who goes and squeals the first chance he/she gets when he/she witnesses another officer doing what he/she thinks is to be wrong or against his/her own character. The Blue Falcon cannot be trusted and you have to watch yourself around him/her because he/she will stab you in the back the first chance they get. They will never confront you with an issue up front and will always go behind your back.
Officer Chuck gave the perp some flashlight therapy when the perp spit in his face. Officer Blue Falcon ran to the watch commander the first chance he got and squealed like a pig instead of first taking the issue up with Officer Chuck.
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Commonly known as Captain Falcon's signature move. The falcon punch is epitome of human capabilities the strongest technique a mere mortal can accomplish (Childs play to Chuck Norris). Ultimatly the falcon punch is rediculously powered punch capable but not limited to the destruction of all beings hit with the attack (except Chuck Norris in which this attack only tickles him) and in a grander scale a punch that affect can change the universe..
To perform this attack:
1: Plant feet firmly
2: Cock back you arm while yelling: FFAAAALLLLCOOONNN!
3: Hurl your fist at your target while yelling PUUUNNNCCCHHHHHH!
4: (Important) Make sure you don't miss..it happens often
Jordan used Falcon Punch on Mike, after Mike said Chuck Norris is weak.
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