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A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.
"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"
When you get a somewhat appearance altering haircut.
He got a crazy feather reduction yesterday.
To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.
Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.
When he cums on your chest and you fall asleep, then peel it off in the morning. What you’ve got is a jizz feather.
I woke up covered in jizz feathers.
Those who derive sexual pleasure from being tickled.
She was a feather-lover but he found the giggles a bit of a turn off even if she wriggled pleasantly when naked.
Sometimes you up, which is when you'd have a chicken, you know a whole bird, you full and some days feathers, you down, ain't got shit but the part you can't eat, still hungry
Hey how's it going?
You know, some days chicken some days feathers