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When all your friends get a cute new furry friend and now you want to be a dog mom/dad too
Dexter started getting dog fever when he saw his friend's new adorable puppies
The new inflammatory epidemic that attacks the cardiac area
(heart).
Cause: Being obsessed and/or infatuated with Justin Bieber
Symptoms: Watching Justin Bieber's music videos on Youtube incessantly,listening to Bieber excessively, and having your room plastered in Justin Bieber posters are a few of the symptoms
Demographics: Adolescent girls are at greatest risk, although the disease is very fast spreading and infectious
Cure: Listening to some classical or classic rock music is one very permanent cure, but the body and brain may reject it.
13 year old watching television "It's the new Justin Bieber song! (SCREAM) I have to get it! I love you Justin!
Brother: (pukes)
Later
Doctor to girl's mother "Well, your son is completely fine, the problem is your daughter. She is in the later stages of bieber fever
Mom: (cries)
Someone who has a thing for Germans. A person who is fond of German culture, German people, and Germany in general. Similar to yellow fever.
Thy - I only want to date German guys.
Lonelle - What's with you and German dudes lately?
Thy - I don't know what it is, I think I must have Kraut-fever.
Two words to describe K-pop’s biggest girl group of 4th gen, Newjeans, their colossal impact that has changed the game, the way they continue to do so and the ‘fever’ everyone has cause they are obsessed with their music(including me!).
Person 1: ever since omg and ditto it seems everyone has Newjeans fever!
Person 2: I got no time to lo-o-see
Person 1: girl yes you do we have French in an hour
Person 2: oh my oh my god I’m actually fluent, that sucks for youuuu
When you pass by a skate spot with awsome ramps, rails, and halfpipes, and want to go skate on them, but you dont have your board. (Especially common for Skateboarders, Rollerbladers, BMX Riders, and Ripstikers.)
* Drives pass a skate park *
Guy 1: Wow look at those ramps.......
Guy 2: OMG I WANT TO SKATE ON THEM SO BAD!
Guy 3: I think you guys might have skaters fever...
Strong sexual desire and infatuation for Canadians.
"I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it, you got Maple Fever?"
Bieber Fever is a deadly disease that is caused by the overjoy and love of Justin Bieber. The outbreak of Bieber Fever hit harder and spread faster than Swine Flu.
What usually happens, is that they get so charmed by his lesbian hair and hip music, they forget he actually controls them with his dark powers. He gets them drooling like Golden Retrievers, and then they pee their pants.
Bieber Fever can happen to anyone from ages 3 to 97, but typically happens to single moms, substitute teachers, and prepubescent girls.
Once they're infected, they are insane. The only way to cure Bieber Fever is chopping off the victim's head with a meat cleaver.
Feel my forehead. Do I feel hot to you? Oh man I hope it's not.... Bieber Fever.