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The attitude, lifestyle, dress, and general demeanor of an 82nd Airborne DIV Paratrooper, predominantly seen around Ft. Bragg NC, and characterized by a ferocious 'don't give a fuck' attitude. (See also: badass)
One who exibits Fort Bragg Swag typically comes equipped with mild PTSD and a significant amount of disposable income from combat deployments. He has a chip on his shoulder, a severe thirst for debauchery, and a firm reputation to uphold.
He can usually be found:
A). Driving wrecklessly (sometimes intoxicated) at odd hours of the day.
B). Carrying on obnoxiously loud / vulgar conversations with at least 4 other friends in family restaurants
C). Kicking ass and/or taking names in and around Fayetteville, NC bars
D). Trying to stick his dick in anything that moves. The recreational pursuit of obese women for sport / bragging rights, (See also: Hogging) is a particularly favorite past time.
He treats the world as his blow up doll. Pre-games more than most people drink all night, and generally lives too intensely for any piece of equipment in his life to hold up. .
Fort Bragg Swag means he usually leaves a distinct, contiguous pattern of scarring across the things he touches in all aspects of his endeavor. The scars on his face match the scuffs on his desert boots, the blood on his gloves, the notches on his bed post, the gashes in the wood of his favorite guitar and so forth.
<Army chick> My boyfriend is such a fuckin' asshole, I had to pick him up this morning, the Cops found him passed out with two chicks in the water of a water hazard on a golf course.
<College chick> "What a fucking dick!!"
<Army chick> "Yeah but girrrrll tonight he popped a couple of study buddies and violated me in ways most men only dream about."
<College chick> "Daaaamn, can you hook me up w/ some of his friends, girrrll?? I need that kinda Fort Bragg Swag in my life."
<82nd dude #1> "Bro, this weekend was fuckin' balls out insane. We got shit tanked at Chilis, I laid 3 chicks, we got in a fuckin fight in the strip club parking lot, I pissed on a homeless dude, busted off a full magazine at that big ass water tower off All American FWY, I got kicked out of 3 different bars and we got the cops called on us for riding our 4 wheeler through a residential neighborhood at 5am."
<82nd dude #2> "Jesus f'n Christ, That's fuckin' badass! How are you still alive?"
<82nd dude #1> "Don't judge me, dog, it's that Fort Bragg Swag. You've seen me in the shower, you know how good my cock looks in my 82nd Airborne Reenlistment shorts.....So you ready for this run??"
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A deliberate act of Confederate aggression, the Fort Cumter is a surprise-attack of semenic proportions. During coitus, the male (Southern aggressor) purposefully disregards the approbations set forth under the Mason Jism line and rains cannon fire (jizzums) in his opponent's (traitorous Yankee harlot's) eyeball.
Jenny: Oh Jacob, please come on my stomach, that would be so hot!
Jacob: Quiet, Yankee fiend! The South will rise again, yeehaw! Prepare for the Fort Cumter: a full frontal assault!
<em> Jacob looses his cannons on her eyeballs, beginning the American Civil War. </em>
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When two or more people place their butt cheeks up against one another and let loose a mass of gas.
John wanted to get kinky so he told Janice to d o a fart fort with him.
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when a bipolar Puerto Rican plays a arpeggio
Thanks for holding down the fort
every other piano player ._.
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best place ever. huge beach with hot skimboarders, pier, cool ass stores, and just an awesome place to chill.
"where should we smoke this huge fuckin blunt?"
"FORT MYERS BEACH! ya digggg?"
;)
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The largest metropolis of Texas. As of 2007, the fastest growing metro area in the country and home to almost 6 million residents. The Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex is almost nothing but a sea of similar looking cookie cutter housing developments that continue unabated for miles and miles across the plains of north-central Texas. All the Metroplex cities are almost the same; Garland looks like Plano looks like Carrolton looks like Irving looks like Mesquite. The DFW Metroplex has more shopping malls than anywhere else in the U.S. The massive DFW Airport lies between Dallas and Fort Worth and is the 4th busiest airport in the U.S. as well as being the main hub for American Airlines. Despite being in the same metro area, Dallas and Forth Worth are vastly different. Fort Worth is way more “western” and friendly while Dallas is more haughty and “yuppie” or urban-professional. The Dallas-Fort Worth area was traditionally driven by big oil but is now reliant on high-tech industries, wholesale/retail trade and financial services. There are more millionaire oil magnates in the DFW area than anywhere else in the U.S. People in Dallas-Fort Worth generally drive either SUVs or pickup trucks. The woman are hot for the most part. Most of the people adhere to the religion of Dallas Cowboys football on Sundays.
Dallas-Fort Worth is a good place to live depending on where you are from. It's a surburban mix of Midwestern and southwestern culture rolled into one.
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A place where Fort Myers locals (usually young people and elderly) come to meander about with friends and family. that is, until THE SNOWBIRDS COME AND CROWD IT UPPPPP. Most people hang around the Lani Kai and drink, hang around the pier and skim, or walk around times square & shop, OR just chill down at the shore. Tight place, till the tourists flock.
"Fort Myers beach is awesome!"
"Yeah, until old people from Ohio and Maine come down with their horrible driving skills and crowd it up."
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