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US Government

Originally set up as a Republic, The Constitution FOR the United States of America defined a system of checks and balances among three legal bodies: Executive, Legislative, and Judicial. Upon signing the Reconstruction Act, Feb 21st of 1871, a consensus of Judiciary arts degree holding criminals undermined the will of the people by creating a corporation named The United States. That resulted in a dramatic change in title of the founding document. No longer was it a gift to the people, now the title reads "The Constitution OF the United States" (no America), the property of said corporation. Other words were redefined by the esquires, such as citizen to mean chattle/property of state, or even people could be defined as members of the US incorporated. As with any defeated government, the Union sent Ivy league carpetbaggers and secured plenty of scallywags to control state legislatures. Having lived N of M&D, they relied on social segregation as an easy means to power, passing legislation to divide and conquer the population by race. Slowly but surely, a system of compulsory education was put into place, and boys were taught by men what their future responsibilities would be, and how to deal with them. The politicians started using the Astrozorian ceremony of marriage, as another means to create a state sanctioned protected class.

Once men had a legal means of pacifying their 'human nature', the natural act of sex outside of marriage became a crime against society, eventually carrying punishments beyond capital murder. This was a strong motivator for men to leave the compulsory education system, as white knights will believe anything to justify their job/social position. Meanwhile, Marxism started a foothold in subverting the ethics of the Humanities. The same people in the US government who passed segregation, were the same to politically benefit from desegregation.

by Reality bites back March 6, 2019

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government cheese

the nastyist ever made

made by the us goverment for the poor

what is in this sandwich?

reply goverment cheese

by tom April 19, 2004

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American Government

A system that used to be great, but is slowly turning into hell by people such as Donald Trump.

Hey, did you hear about the American Government?

Oh, you mean that disfigured eagle-worshipping cult?

by Disambiguation February 2, 2017

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Government goat

A white tail deer, or other type of deer that a licence is required in order to hunt. The proceeds of the licence goes directly to the Department of Natural Resources which is a government organization. The deer is property of the state making it a state owned deer. Hence the term Government Goat.

Gosh I love da packers and goin after dem dere government goat. I sure am hoping to get myself da tirty pointer dis year... gosh I love da packers.

by Dsquared October 23, 2007

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Ukrainian Government

The biggest money laundering organization in the world. They scammed us out of billions of dollars just so that we can send them weapons. They also have connections to Hunter Biden.

I heard somewhere that the Ukrainian Government is the world’s biggest money laundering organization.

by FreeDonbass2006 November 25, 2022

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government milkstore

A government milkstore is a liquor store. Beer and wine stores fall outside this category. A government milkstore is fully liscenced to sell beer, wine, liquors and spirits.

This term may be Local to British Columbia, a province of Canada, or even to Vancouver, British Columbia.

It is probably at the very least a national term, as it has reference to the public control of Canada's liquor stores.

Hurry up, we've got to get to the government milkstore before eleven.

by Moonbug October 30, 2004

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government cheese

A lazy and over-paid public-sector bureaucrat whose work ethic is the bane of his/her private sector peers. A poster child for government inefficiency who usually gloats about their twenty minute coffee breaks to discuss where to take their two-hour lunches. Also known to call while you are hard at work to tell you that they are β€œdrinking wine on the government dime.” Government subsidized slackery.

I work hard for my cheddar, but Dannyβ€”who sets around all day surfing the net, sending chain emails, or looking up and forwarding stupid slang from urbandictionary.comβ€”is just Government Cheese.

by Your tax payer dollars at work August 4, 2006

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