Black Hand

A secret European mafia with ties in Italy that became the Sicilian Mafia when Europeans emigrated to the United States. The Godfather came from a Black Hand family.

Don't fuck with the black hand.

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Left handed

A person whose left hand is the dominant one. About 12% of people are left handed.

Being left handed is genetic, it's not a preference.

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throw hands

to fight with someone

Im going to throw hands with that guy.

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Cat Hand

The hand maintained by a cat owner who is allergic to cats. The cat owner must be careful to use the cat hand only for touching the cats or risk a terrible allergic reaction. Hand washing will return the cat hand to regular-hand status.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? Did you get stung by a bee? Like, in the eyeball?
Guy 2: Nah, I just had an itch and accidentally scratched with my cat hand.

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mechanic hands

Hands with precise finger movements due to years of doing handy work, such as fixing cars

The guy I was with last night had mechanic hands, I couldn't stop squirting.

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SJP Hands

Hands that are disproportionately huge compared to the person's body like Sarah Jessica Parker's (SJP) hands. Typically, a female whose hands are larger than any man's hands or could easily be mistaken for man hands.

Damn! That girl has SJP hands. She could one hand a basketball with them.

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exam hand

The term used to describe the condition where one experiences hand cramps and aching after extensive periods of writing. Most common after, yup, you guessed it, exams.

Jimmy collapsed on the floor and rolled about in agony after coming down with a series bout of exam hand.

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